Part I: THE SAGA OF THE KARDASHIANS

Ok I’m tired of having to constantly explain to Dan about the incestuous web the Kardashians weave. Anytime he hears anything related to: Kardashians, Tyga, Blac Chyna, Amber Rose, Kanye or Rob Kardashian, he keeps asking me to explain the whole saga again.  I can only imagine this is exactly how he feels when I ask him to explain finances or how dividing fractions work.  In either scenarios, we both get a glazed look over our eyes and go HUH?

So here it is ONE more time. Sit back because it’s a doozy… and very confusing.  Note – this is a rather LONG explanation/story so I’m forced to break it out into different parts.  

 

PART I – KEY PLAYERS

2008: Kanye West + Amber Rose start dating for a couple of years. They end their relationship sometime in 2010.  For those who don’t know, Amber Rose is a “model” known for her impressive *ahem* ass-ets.   After some surface level research, she’s also described as an “urban model” or “video vixen.”  I’ll let you infer what her occupation truly is. 

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Now lets fast forward 1-2 years, because that’s when multiple relationships start happening all at once.

 

2011: Amber Rose + Wiz Khalifa start dating. They end up having a son together. They got married in 2013 but boo, later end up getting divorced a year later. For those who don’t know, Wiz is a rapper.

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Meanwhile around Spring 2012: Kanye West + Kim Kardashian start dating and well… we all know how that goes. They date, they have North West, get married, Kanye starts a bunch of fashion lines (sidebar: does anyone have a yeezy sneakers dealer? I would like a pair!), and then they recently had a baby boy named Saint.  

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Ok so now a third relationship transpires around the same time, this one is important so pay attention: Blac Chyna and Tyga.  She’s also a “model,” and Tyga is also a “rapper.”  They end up having a baby together and a month after he’s born, they end up getting engaged towards the end of 2012.   Unfortunately, they never ended up sealing the deal, breaking up during the summer of 2014.

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Now during this whole time, Kim + Blac Chyna appear to be pretty good friends. They appear in butt selfies together and BC + Tyga appear to be in the same social crew as the Kardashians (they were in Paris with Scott + Kourtney!)

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Also equally important to note: Blac Chyna + Amber Rose are also besties, like super super tight (just like the outfits they wear, zing!)

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So lets recap what we have so far:

  • First – Kanye & Amber happens, but their relationship ends in 2010.

Fast forward a year or two later, and 3 relationships begin to transpire around the same time:

  • Kanye & Kim
  • Amber Rose & Wiz Khalifa
  • Blac Chyna & Tyga

Note: Kim is good friends with Blac Chyna.  Blac Chyna is also besties with Amber Rose.

K so long as you have all the key players sorted in your heads, you’re ready for Part II. STAY TUNED

 

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