Part I: THE SAGA OF THE KARDASHIANS

Ok I’m tired of having to constantly explain to Dan about the incestuous web the Kardashians weave. Anytime he hears anything related to: Kardashians, Tyga, Blac Chyna, Amber Rose, Kanye or Rob Kardashian, he keeps asking me to explain the whole saga again. I can only imagine this is exactly how he feels when I ask him to explain finances or how dividing fractions work. In either scenarios, we both get a glazed look over our eyes and go HUH? So here it is ONE more time. Sit back because it’s a doozy… and very confusing. Note - this is a rather LONG explanation/story so I'm forced to break it out into different parts.

PART I - KEY PLAYERS

2008: Kanye West + Amber Rose start dating for a couple of years. They end their relationship sometime in 2010. For those who don’t know, Amber Rose is a “model” known for her impressive *ahem* ass-ets. After some surface level research, she's also described as an "urban model" or "video vixen." I'll let you infer what her occupation truly is.

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Now lets fast forward 1-2 years, because that’s when multiple relationships start happening all at once.

2011: Amber Rose + Wiz Khalifa start dating. They end up having a son together. They got married in 2013 but boo, later end up getting divorced a year later. For those who don’t know, Wiz is a rapper.

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Meanwhile around Spring 2012: Kanye West + Kim Kardashian start dating and well… we all know how that goes. They date, they have North West, get married, Kanye starts a bunch of fashion lines (sidebar: does anyone have a yeezy sneakers dealer? I would like a pair!), and then they recently had a baby boy named Saint.

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Ok so now a third relationship transpires around the same time, this one is important so pay attention: Blac Chyna and Tyga. She’s also a “model,” and Tyga is also a “rapper.” They end up having a baby together and a month after he’s born, they end up getting engaged towards the end of 2012. Unfortunately, they never ended up sealing the deal, breaking up during the summer of 2014.

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Now during this whole time, Kim + Blac Chyna appear to be pretty good friends. They appear in butt selfies together and BC + Tyga appear to be in the same social crew as the Kardashians (they were in Paris with Scott + Kourtney!)

Also equally important to note: Blac Chyna + Amber Rose are also besties, like super super tight (just like the outfits they wear, zing!)

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So lets recap what we have so far:

First - Kanye & Amber happens, but their relationship ends in 2010.

Fast forward a year or two later, and 3 relationships begin to transpire around the same time:

Kanye & Kim
Amber Rose & Wiz Khalifa
Blac Chyna & Tyga

Note: Kim is good friends with Blac Chyna. Blac Chyna is also besties with Amber Rose.

K so long as you have all the key players sorted in your heads, you're ready for Part II. STAY TUNED