On today’s episode of prison life – the warden (Kensington) let me out on good behaviour. She took a decent length nap so I took advantage of that and the considerably warmer weather today and finally went outside. Note: I haven’t been outside in a week.
What did I do on this glorious venture out?
1) Dan and I walked to McDonalds and got cheeseburgers.
This is my life now.
And also – unapologetically went outside wearing today’s sweatpants attire which may or may not have vom, pee or shat on it in some combination or another.